CW: swears
I'm writing this post because I need to and I'm not sure why. I have a feeling that once I reach the end I'll just put a full-stop (Americans: a "period") and leave it at that and press post and never look at it again.
There are still a few posts to be written up concerning the regular PARIAH Saturday sandbox, there's more to come from the guide to building a proto-neolithic psychedelic animist sandbox and I still need to do a follow-on post for my interpretation of Jones' Oracular Dungeon Generator. I'm not even going to mention the number of unpublished drafts (well, I just did) sat on my logger dashboard taunting me each time I come to check in on the spam-commenters.
Nonetheless, after this unnecessarily lengthy intro which none of you asked for, I present this:
(JAUNTY THEME MUSIC STARTS...)
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT YOU MOOK
Behold, what you see before you is:- The blue dotted line represents a 1 foot by 1 foot. It is roughly the same size as a vinyl LP sleeve. What do you mean "idk"? Okay, it's about the length and breadth of your standard issue 30cm school ruler (Americans: "12 inch rule").
- I said "about" meaning approximately yes yes 1 foot is equal to 30.48 cm. ROUGHLY.
- The yellow circle represents a circle a one yard diameter circle. If you were 3 feet in height and proportioned in a similar way to the Vitruvian man, this would accurately represent your arm span.
- It is unlikely that you have the same proportions as the vitruvian man if you are 3 feet in height.
- The red dotted line is drawn to the same scale as the rest of the geometry. It represents one square metre (Americans: "one square meter"). Note how close the metre is to the yard... yet they are not the same!
"Freedom Units" and "Imperial" are not the Same
Why Not Metric?
Metric epitomises the age of reason. Hard to squeeze magic into the age of reason.
(the surly crowd: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED).
(Sorry I appreciate that this is a very confrontational prose style today but I
What about the hexes?
...and we all know the significance of the five foot square, right?
Previously I've been a proponent of the 3 foot/1 yard hex for tactical-toy soldier filed-off warhams but maybe I'm erring on the side of the 1" base...
Anyhow, that's not why we're here.
Dungeon Delving
What are you looking at? One of those tiny 10' by 10' cupboards. The circle in the centre is your character, sort-of-but-not-fully occupying a 5' square.Thing is, 10' by 10' isn't that tiny, not really. My bedroom is about 3 x 3 metres, which is just a little smaller than 10'x10'. I suppose it's small by UK standards but I'm not complaining. My living room (Americans: "the den") is about the same, and were we not in a government-enforced lockdown during a global pandemic I'm sure it could accommodate multiple people.
What throws off 10' square maps are the doors. Fucking 5 foot door man. It's crazy. If I ever move to a house with five foot doors I hope my rooms are bigger than 10' x 10'.
That's 400 hundred 30 cm rulers (Americans: "12" rules") laid out as 100 squares.
Wait... you'd probably only need two per square, given the room's existing geometry. 200 rulers ("rules"). Then you probably only need one ruler for the final square, so 19 per column? 190 rulers... and the final column would only need laterals, 9 of 'em, which is 189 rulers.
Okay so just imagine 189 rulers and you're golden....
Still not entirely sure why I'm doing this. I'm hoping it helps you visualise stuff.
The larger bounding box is 100' square, with castle Mistamere (Bargle's castle? No? Gygar built it apparently, and it's since fallen into the clutches of Bargle) for scale.
This is also a good lesson in lineweight, but I'm the last person to teach that.
Why We're Really Here
The point being that, though you can only see our warrior's 5 foot base if you zoom in (she's just shy of 5 pixels if you blow it up, meaning we're almost at 1 foot = 1 pixel!), you can still make out the boats clearly sat in St Katherine's dock just east of the Tower.
(Americans: I know many of you won't be familiar London, so for a point of reference that's closer to home I have completed the same exercise with one of your most immediately recognisable cities:
https://coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2019/06/osr-sienas-6-mile-hex.html
Let's zoom out to six miles!
Back to work.
Fantastic work - super handy reference; goes on the stack with the other greats of the genre!
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DeleteSpeaking of greats of the genre (and you are far, far too kind to chuck me on that stack!) my all-time favourite is "In Praise of the 6 mile Hex" by Hydra's Grotto:
http://steamtunnel.blogspot.com/2009/12/in-praise-of-6-mile-hex.html
(my all-time favourite post about hexes of a non-magical nature)
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